Online:Ballad of Dorzogg the Gutter-King

He never owned a castle,

Yet he always wore a crown,

And he loved the skeevers and the cut-purses all the same,

He never lorded over but he always lorded true,

With a dozen trusty knights by his side,

They entered the Arena and won against all odds,

And the legend of Dorzogg the Gutter-King spread far and wide.